The Only Spaghetti Eating Lesson You’ll Ever Need
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. And buy Drew’s...
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Devin Booker’s late bucket lifts Suns over Bucks
Mar 24, 2025; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Milwaukee Bucks center Brook Lopez (11) shoots the ball against Phoenix Suns center Oso...
Kirsten Simms Put Her Hand Up And Led Wisconsin To A Title
The first decision Mark Johnson made was a no-brainer. Late in Sunday’s Frozen Four women’s championship game, the Wisconsin Badgers...
Columbia hires Florida’s Kevin Hovde as basketball coach
Florida Gators assistant coach Kevin Hovde yells at player during first half action of an NCAA basketball game as Florida...
One Last Trip To Philadelphia’s Department Store Of Dreams
My son was on a mission. Simon has been walking since December, and he’s getting more confident each day. He’d...
NBA Superteams in 2025: A Cautionary Tale
Mar 1, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers forward Paul George (8) catches a ball against the Golden State Warriors...
I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup
First, the apologetics. Barbecue sauce is not a necessity—not even and maybe especially not even to the making of good...
Women’s NCAA Spokane 4 roundup: No. 2 UConn destroys No. 15 Arkansas State
Mar 22, 2025; Storrs, Connecticut, USA; UConn Huskies forward Sarah Strong (21) works for the ball against Arkansas State Red...
Ferrari Pioneers New Modes Of Disaster At The Chinese Grand Prix
If last year was any indication, two races is far too early to bang the gavel on Championship domination—but for...
Report: Warriors sign F Kevin Knox for rest of the season
Mar 4, 2025; New York, New York, USA; Golden State Warriors forward Kevin Knox II (31) controls the ball against...
All You Have To Do Is Hold On
Del Jones drove into the lane and picked up his dribble. He was quickly surrounded by three McNeese State defenders,...
Guardians RHP Tanner Bibee signs five-year deal plus club option
Oct 19, 2024; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; Cleveland Guardians pitcher Tanner Bibee (28) reacts after a double play during the fifth...
The Mavericks Don’t Want To Talk About Their Creepy AI Video In Which Anthony Davis Points A Gun At His Head
At this point, it would be hard to blame anyone for coming to the conclusion that the Dallas Mavericks will...
Women’s NCAA Roundup: No. 4 Baylor, No. 5 Ole Miss win openers
Mar 9, 2025; Kansas City, MO, USA; Baylor Lady Bears head coach Nicki Collen looks on during the first half...
What Is An Industry Plant Anyway?
Welcome to Listening Habits, a column where I share the music I’ve been fixated on recently.What makes an industry plant? Apparently this...
