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In 2017 a lady selling puppies texted me a photo, of a wrinkly, tiny, brand-new little sad-eyed Boxer puppy sitting...
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Earthquakes MF Hernan Lopez out 3-4 months after shoulder surgery
Mar 1, 2025; Kansas City, Kansas, USA; San Jose Earthquakes midfielder Hernan Lopez (23) passes the ball during the first...
The RC Car Racing Nationals Is Where Racing Gets Small
This piece was originally published in The Autopian, a member-supported blog for car enthusiasts formed by ex-Jalopnik writers/editors. If you...
BYU outlasts Iowa State in high-scoring thriller
Mar 13, 2025; Kansas City, MO, USA; Brigham Young Cougars forward Richie Saunders (15) drives to the basket around Iowa...
The Hummingbirds Brought Me Around
LAS VEGAS — For as long as I can remember, I have felt drawn to creatures often described as uncharismatic:...
Boston Bruins vs. Ottawa Senators Betting Picks, Predictions March 13th
Mar 11, 2025; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Boston Bruins defenseman Mason Lohrei (6) celebrates his game tying goal against the Florida...
Bill Belichick: Please Email My Girlfriend
Bill Belichick has a lot of work to do to turn the University of North Carolina football program into a...
SEC tournament roundup: Arkansas hangs on to defeat South Carolina
Mar 12, 2025; Nashville, TN, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks forward Jonas Aidoo (9) shoots over South Carolina Gamecocks forward Nick Pringle...
Lamine Yamal Wows On Accident And On Purpose
Lamine Yamal's first stardust play of the game began with an apology. Carrying the ball up the field 10 minutes...
Texas staves off Vanderbilt 79-72 to advance
Texas Longhorns forward Kadin Shedrick (5) dunks over Vanderbilt Commodores guard AJ Hoggard (11) during the first half at Bridgestone...
There Should Be Consequences For Filming A Tesla Ad At The White House
Yesterday, the President of the United States filmed an advertisement for Tesla on the driveway of the White House. They...
Georgia looks to improve NCAA tourney seeding vs. Oklahoma
Georgia Bulldogs guard Silas Demary Jr. (5) drives the ball on Auburn Tigers guard Tahaad Pettiford (0) as Auburn Tigers...
‘The Artist’s Way’ Week 9: We Are Annoyed
You can, of course, be an artist in total solitude. But it's more realistic, practical, and, some would argue, fulfilling...
Justin Thomas: Tour players ‘past the level of exhaustion’ with LIV talks
Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, USA; PGA commissioner Jay Monahan talks with Justin Thomas during the 2021 trophy presentation after Thomas...
Thank God For Weed Gummies
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. And buy Drew’s...
