Cornell sexual assault: A surprising solution to campus sexual assault
In the weeks since Jane Doe alleged she was gang-raped at a Cornell University fraternity party in 2024, the plague...
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The Supreme Court’s solution to Trump’s illegal ballroom: Nobody can sue
Welp, the Supreme Court has decided that President Donald Trump gets to build his ballroom. The decision in National Park...
To Artistic Freedom: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Life’s Problems
People have been quoting The Simpsons to me so often, and for so long, that even if I don’t recognize...
An Elegant Solution For Anyone Stuck Waiting On An Uber At The U.S. Open
To the people who are paying $200 for an Uber to leave the U.S. Open, I have read the New...
