Why Is Everyone Talking About the Damn Rapture Again?
Wake up, sheeple! It's the end of the world. Everyone's saying it. And by everyone I mean a gazillion conservative...
Damn
Fifty-Six Hits Is Too Damn Many
Miguel Cairo, interim manager for the woebegone Washington Nationals, recently referred to the Milwaukee Brewers as a "pain-in-the-butt team." He'd...
This Is NOT A Damn Bell!!
This morning, after a long and boring wait, I was finally allowed to visit Philadelphia's new bell. It's not that...
Are We Really Supposed To Be Excited About A Damn Schedule Release?
Today is the dumbest day on the NFL calendar. Tonight the NFL will reveal the full schedule for the 2024...
