Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New York Jets
Some people are fans of the New York Jets. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New...
Sports
Every Player Ranked 99 Or Higher EVER
What is significant about 99? A 99 OVR is the highest rating possible in Madden. During the season, ratings are...
Five NFL Players Under the Most Pressure in 2024
Daniel Jones, quarterback. The NY Giants NFL team held an organized team activity at their training facility in East Rutherford,...
Please Rise And Remove Your Caps For Kevin Gausman’s Argument With The Umpire
Nothing hits you over the head quite like jingoism at the Olympics. But on Saturday at Yankee Stadium, there was...
NFL Dream Season Still Amazes 30+ Years Later
NFL Dream Season was a joint venture between ESPN and NFL Films and was the initial incarnation of Fantasy Football....
MLB roundup: Mariners cap comeback over Phils with walk-off walk
Aug 3, 2024; Seattle, Washington, USA; Seattle Mariners right fielder Mitch Haniger (17, right) celebrates after drawing a walk-off walk...
Bigots Need Their Useful Idiots
On Thursday, ESPN host Pat McAfee decided that he needed to say some things about an Olympic boxing match that...
Katie Ledecky wins gold in 800 free for record 4th time
Aug 2, 2024; Nanterre, France; Katie Ledecky (USA) in the women’s 800-meter freestyle preliminary heats during the Paris 2024 Olympic...
Donald Trump Bumbles His Way Toward A More Perfect “Kamala”
While listening to the once-in-a-generation syntactical stylings of the Republican presidential candidate on Wednesday—"She was Indian all the way, and...
Gleyber Torres, after getting yanked, likely to return vs. Jays
Aug 2, 2024; Bronx, New York, USA; Toronto Blue Jays catcher Brian Serven (15) tags out New York Yankees second...
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Chicago Bears
Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears....
Devin Hester, It Was a Hell of a Run
They say Father Time catches up to everybody.Maybe so. But when Devin Hester was introduced on the field before Thursday’s...
Should I Die For Orville Peck?
Would I die for Orville Peck? Seriously, would I die to hear Orville Peck yodel: “SEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE, see the boys as...
Padres seek to avoid stumbling vs. Rockies again
Jul 22, 2024; Denver, Colorado, USA; Colorado Rockies center fielder Brenton Doyle (9) runs to second on an RBI double...
Vet Stories, With Dave McKenna
If you're a Pal-level subscriber at Defector, you get access to a premium weekday newsletter called The Cipher, which has...
