Seth Jarvis’ 4-point game sparks Hurricanes over Utah
Feb 8, 2025; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Carolina Hurricanes center Seth Jarvis (24) celebrates his goal against the Utah Hockey...
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Dillon Brooks Will Continue Poking Bears Until He’s Left With Bloody Stumps
You think you want an active trade deadline. You want everyone down in the shit, firing players and draft picks...
Star freshmen in spotlight when Rutgers visits No. 18 Maryland
Feb 5, 2025; Piscataway, New Jersey, USA; Rutgers Scarlet Knights guard Ace Bailey (4) goes to the basket in front...
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
I have now done this gag across four websites for 10 years, a time period in which the sweaty behavior...
Baylor hoping for reinforcements to arrive vs. UCF
Feb 1, 2025; Waco, Texas, USA; Baylor Bears head coach Scott Drew speaks with forward Norchad Omier (15) during a...
Tennessee Tried Something New And Beat An Old Rival
For a classic rivalry said to have lost its juice, Thursday night’s UConn-Tennessee game sure felt plenty juiceful. In front...
No. 13 Texas Tech chases season sweep at No. 20 Arizona
Jan 18, 2025; Lubbock, Texas, USA; Arizona Wildcats guard Caleb Love (1) shoots against Texas Tech Red Raiders forward Federiko...
The Eagles Fan Version Of Personal Growth, With Dan McQuade
I have other stuff to talk to my therapist about, luckily, but there is a part of me that feels...
PGA Tour asks President Trump to mediate with Saudis
Apr 7, 2024; Miami, Florida, USA; Donald Trump, left, talks with Bubba Watson of the RangeGoats on the practice green...
Everyone Thinks They Have A Shot
My first thought upon seeing that the Lakers had traded a haul for Hornets center Mark Williams was that Rob...
Ranking NFL New Head Coaches: Genius Hires, Wild Gambles, and Total Shrugs
Oct 21, 2023; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots former linebacker and new head coach Mike Vrabel makes a speech...
NWSL To Pay $5 Million To Abused Players As Part Of Settlement
The NWSL will have to pay $5 million to players who were abused, and submit regular accounts detailing how it...
Report: Twins signing OF Harrison Bader
Oct 13, 2024; Los Angeles, California, USA; New York Mets outfielder Harrison Bader (44) stretches before game one of the...
Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government
The most important thing to know about both the chittering Renfields gnawing through the ductwork of the American administrative state...
How Philadelphia Eagles Can Upset Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX
It’s really difficult to beat the Kansas City Chiefs.Patrick Mahomes and company are one victory away from winning a third...
