Don’t Make The Tiny Man Dribble While Everyone Else Stands Still
Basketball is a sport where five teammates work together to dribble and pass the ball up the court and ultimately...
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Surging teams collide as Marlins visit Giants
Apr 18, 2026; Miami, Florida, USA; Miami Marlins starting pitcher Sandy Alcantara (22) delivers a pitch against the Milwaukee Brewers...
The NFL May Be Biting Off More Than It Can Chew
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you...
Report: PGA Tour cutting 4% of workforce
PGA Tour CEO Brian Rolapp addresses a the media, tournament sponsors and Tour employees during a news conference on March...
Making Noises At Jim Nantz, With Aaron Schatz
It's a tough situation for Drew. While he has dialed up his football fandom to super-sicko levels (complimentary) in recent...
Reports: Ravens give WR Zay Flowers 5th-year, $27.3M extension
Dec 27, 2025; Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA; Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Zay Flowers (4) celebrates after the game against the...
Is It Wrong To Use The Fear Of A Vengeful Easter Bunny To Get My Kid To Eat?
Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector's Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life....
Shooting woes sink Magic as Pistons even up series in G2
Apr 22, 2026; Detroit, Michigan, USA; Orlando Magic guard Desmond Bane (3) dribbles defended by Detroit Pistons guard Daniss Jenkins...
The Yankees Want To Dress Like All The Other Baseball Teams
There's no predicting which silly story will become the next unhinged national sociopolitical argument. It is clear how it happens—enough...
Surging Cubs turn to Matthew Boyd vs. frustrated Phillies
Apr 1, 2026; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Chicago Cubs pitcher Matthew Boyd (16) delivers during the first inning against the Los...
Mike Vrabel Says A Whole Lot Of Nothing About Dianna Russini Photos
New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel decided to have a press conference Tuesday, addressing the media for the first time...
OKC’s Shai Gilgeous-Alexander named NBA’s top clutch performer
Apr 19, 2026; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (2) goes up for a basket beside...
A Game Of ‘Clue’ Turns Into Open Warfare
Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also...
Louisiana Tech closes in on move to Sun Belt Conference
Nov 15, 2025; Pullman, Washington, USA; Louisiana Tech Bulldogs helmet sits during a game against the Washington State Cougars in...
Munetaka Murakami Watch: Big Homers, Wacky Numbers
Forget what the scouting report said about Munetaka Murakami before he came over to MLB from NPB. As we all...
