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Seeking sense of urgency, Rays turn to Jeffrey Springs vs. Twins
Aug 22, 2024; Oakland, California, USA; Tampa Bay Rays starting pitcher Jeffrey Springs (59) delivers a pitch against the Oakland...
Show Us Your Fantasy Football Team
Hell yeah sister, pass me some more of that fantasy football. Can't get enough of seeing everyone's team!How'd you draft?...
Report: Ludvig Aberg to have knee surgery this week
Aug 4, 2024; Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines, France; Ludvig Aberg on no. 7 tee during the Paris 2024 Olympic Summer Games at Le...
The Crossword, Sept. 2: Them’s Fighting Words
Solvers of the world, you have nothing to lose but some time. This week's puzzle was constructed by Marshal Herrmann,...
Desperate to get back on track, Royals welcome Guardians
Aug 20, 2024; Kansas City, Missouri, USA; Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro (33) comes to the mound for a...
James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future
There is an auditory component to the James Wood Experience. For one thing, Washington's 21-year-old phenom outfielder hits baseballs real...
Never Forget When Joe Paterno Pooped His Pants
9/23/06 – Midway through the second quarter, Paterno makes a dash for the Penn State locker room and doesn’t return...
Dabo Swinney’s Clemson Tigers Were College Football’s Biggest Disappointment in Week 1
About 10 years ago, it seemed like Dabo Swinney was finally getting it.His Clemson teams had become the gold standard...
West Sacramento Just Needs To Let The A’s Come To Them
Martha Guerrero has been the mayor of West Sacramento, California for four years now, and as such should know the...
Dodgers place ace LHP Clayton Kershaw (toe) on 15-day IL
Aug 30, 2024; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw (22) reacts after pitching change in the second...
At Brighton, Life Is Still Like A Video Game
For several years now, Brighton and Hove Albion has possessed the Mandate of Video Game Heaven. This is a title...
With Manny Machado heating up, Padres take on Rays
Aug 30, 2024; St. Petersburg, Florida, USA; San Diego Padres designated hitter Manny Machado (13)celebrates after hitting a three run...
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
Some people are fans of the Detroit Lions. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions....
Lions out to snap skid, avenge loss to banged-up Redblacks
Aug 9, 2024; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Atlanta Falcons quarterback Nathan Rourke (16) runs with the ball against the Miami...
