The Eagles So Humiliated The Chiefs That Even Philly Fans Have To Believe
The Kansas City Chiefs did the sensible, defensive, and very orthodox thing when they won the opening coin flip of...
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Saquon Barkley can earn another bonus if Eagles win SB LIX
Feb 6, 2025; New Orleans, LA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles running back Saquon Barkley (26) during a press conference in advance...
A Hip Stretch To Help You Stay Sane
The news is all shit right now. Sure, there are more artful, creative, and writerly, ways to say that, but...
America Has Spoken: We’re Tired of the Chiefs, But a Three-Peat Would Cement A Historic Dynasty
A YouGov poll published this week found some hard evidence that America is suffering from Chiefs Fatigue.Of the poll’s 1,604...
Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI
A lot is happening in the world of artificial intelligence, and not a lot of it makes sense. We're told...
Seth Jarvis’ 4-point game sparks Hurricanes over Utah
Feb 8, 2025; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Carolina Hurricanes center Seth Jarvis (24) celebrates his goal against the Utah Hockey...
Dillon Brooks Will Continue Poking Bears Until He’s Left With Bloody Stumps
You think you want an active trade deadline. You want everyone down in the shit, firing players and draft picks...
Star freshmen in spotlight when Rutgers visits No. 18 Maryland
Feb 5, 2025; Piscataway, New Jersey, USA; Rutgers Scarlet Knights guard Ace Bailey (4) goes to the basket in front...
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
I have now done this gag across four websites for 10 years, a time period in which the sweaty behavior...
Baylor hoping for reinforcements to arrive vs. UCF
Feb 1, 2025; Waco, Texas, USA; Baylor Bears head coach Scott Drew speaks with forward Norchad Omier (15) during a...
Tennessee Tried Something New And Beat An Old Rival
For a classic rivalry said to have lost its juice, Thursday night’s UConn-Tennessee game sure felt plenty juiceful. In front...
No. 13 Texas Tech chases season sweep at No. 20 Arizona
Jan 18, 2025; Lubbock, Texas, USA; Arizona Wildcats guard Caleb Love (1) shoots against Texas Tech Red Raiders forward Federiko...
The Eagles Fan Version Of Personal Growth, With Dan McQuade
I have other stuff to talk to my therapist about, luckily, but there is a part of me that feels...
PGA Tour asks President Trump to mediate with Saudis
Apr 7, 2024; Miami, Florida, USA; Donald Trump, left, talks with Bubba Watson of the RangeGoats on the practice green...
Everyone Thinks They Have A Shot
My first thought upon seeing that the Lakers had traded a haul for Hornets center Mark Williams was that Rob...
