2024 NFL Draft First Round Grades For Every Team

It’s the morning after. Maybe you’re hungover. Maybe you’re feeling fresh. Or maybe you’re full of regret after attending the Draft only to realize you just stand around the whole time waiting for names to be called off index cards. Regardless of how you feel, it’s time for the annual tradition of handing out draft grades. Now, I’m sure most of you aren’t even reading this blurb at the beginning of the column, opting solely to check the grade of your favorite team, so frankly, I’m not even sure why I’m still typing anything. So let’s just get to the grades.

Buffalo Bills – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Miami Dolphins – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

New England Patriots – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

New York Jets – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Baltimore Ravens – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Cincinnati Bengals – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Cleveland Browns – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Pittsburgh Steelers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Houston Texans – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Indianapolis Colts – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Jacksonville Jaguars – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Tennessee Titans – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Denver Broncos – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Kansas City Chiefs – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Oakland Raiders – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Los Angeles Chargers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Dallas Cowboys – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

New York Giants – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Philadelphia Eagles – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Washington Commanders – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Chicago Bears – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Detroit Lions – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Green Bay Packers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Minnesota Vikings – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Carolina Panthers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

New Orleans Saints – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Arizona Cardinals – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Los Angeles Rams – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

San Francisco 49ers – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Seattle Seahawks – It’s too early to give them a grade for this year’s draft. Check back in 5 years.

Atlanta Falcons – F-, a quarterback?! WTF?!